I have long fumed against Dubai and it's ilk, it's wrong in so many ways.
"Oh what should we do when the oil runs out , er spend all the money on grim upscale holidiay tat or on education and health for our people ,so they can produce their own welath... er no lets go with shit villas for shit footballers. "
"Er er er sheik if there's no oil how are people going to afford to fly to this sweaty sandy dump ?" .....
And Mr Dubai you haven't reclaimed land you've stolen habitats from the sea numbnuts.
I mean my 4 year Niece may think an Island in the shape of the world is cool but she is four and I bet she'd get bored with it pretty soon, I mean grow up
"look look Ryan Giggs lives in belgium and the Rod stewarts on Thailand " for fuck sake grow up.
I don't know who I dislike most the Dubai leaders who squander their countries weath on gaudy crap or fatuous "Ballet" teachers from Surrey who like playing at Donald Trump as long as some poor sod gets paid £30 a week to empty the bins in 50 degree heat. And no Donna Dempsey this isn't envy no money on earth could get me to sit in your fetid jacuzzi sipping badly made drinks whingeing about property prices and air fares you smug get (I bet your not 46 either!)
So in conclusion Dubai is a chidrens cartoon shaped gaudy shit hole run by short sighted un elected crooks populated by smug selfish self deluding foreign cretins and footballers all kept in gilded bordom by unknown unprotected exploited, overworked lonely quasi slaves.
Would you like us to send you a Brochure.....